Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 28, 2022

Now what happens if you drink unicorn-tear flavored milk?

But did it leave behind all the contaminants from having touched the table? And by extension, the tears?

Um… is there anything unicorn tears cannot do?

I wouldn’t drink that

The whole strip made around the “No use crying…” proverb? ’K.

Glad they didn’t go with “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”. Someone might have gotten hurt. ;-)

How about making lighting strike twice in the same spot?

A moss protecting spell on a rolling stone?

Putting Humpty Dumpty (i.e. a fallen egg) together again?

Funny! This milk tastes salty.

Wow! Handy!

Well I for one do NOT like milk or any dairy products so I certainly never cried over it.

As for drinking unicorn tears I can see numerous magical possibilities.

They could cure cancer or other illnesses that nothing normal in modern medicine can touch.

they would make your mind awaken and sharpen your senses and if you were magical in any way they would restore your MP.

Or if you were not magical then maybe you could learn a magic trick.

in all my reading of the books, this is the saddest crying scene where Marigold looks like it really hurts so Kudos 2 Dana 4 dat!

I’m sure Fawkes the phoenix would agree…

However, a bit salty now.

Such a powerful magic and life lesson.

Is there a unicorn named Argentina, and if so, what do its tears do?

No one who matters: “There’s no use crying over spilled milk.”

Marigold: “Hold my unicorn beer.”

Time to pick up a 12 pack of Unicorn Tears Pure Sparkling Water from Mad Tasty.

I was making juice today when I noticed the little nozzle on the side of the container was left open. Bright red juice was EVERYWHERE! I sure could’ve used a unicorn to clean up that mess.

“no sens crying over spilled milk” marigold:crys Milk:fixed

Yeah, yeah, I hear you, science nerds. Even magic can’t reverse the flow of entropy, right? Well, what Marigold isn’t saying is that it only works with spilled milk, and somewhere in the world twice as much liquid is being spilled.

I stand firm in saying that the second panel is the most visually cursed thing to come out of PaHU, and I’m going down with this ship.