Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 18, 2022

It means the Republicans are in charge. No taxes = no services.

Gene pool improvements

There have been budget cuts to the guardrail repair department.

Won’t work. Many who have the means to buy and drive cars have already reproduced.

Alas, after someone DOES improve the gene pool, we have to spend many many person-hours cleaning up the mess, recovering the body and the vehicle, replacing the guard rails, tending to the injured (if any survived) and going to public meetings about signage. Not to mention the fact that quite a lot of the deaths are caused by but do not happen to the people who OUGHT to reap the Darwinian reward. We “recently” had an incident of a big freight truck that passed on a blind corner forcing another vehicle off the road. A vehicle that had a running dash cam. Scared the bejesus out of me and I was watching a TV set! They did eventually catch the truck driver.

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep…his passengers died a horrible, screaming death, as his car plunged over the cliff.

Looks like the guardrail is operating to specifications.

Darwinism GPS: “Keep driving straight to reach Hunter Biden’s laptop and stolen election evidence.”

Who needs the Highway Patrol when you have Charles Darwin.

They count on the circling vultures to find bodies after a period of time. Vultures work cheap — for food.

I was cruisin’ in my Stingray late one night

When an XKE pulled up on the right

And rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag

And challenged me then and there to a drag

I said, "You’re on, buddy, my mill’s runnin’ fine

Let’s come off the line now, at Sunset and Vine

But I’ll throw you one better if you’ve got the nerve

Let’s race all the way to Dead Man’s Curve"

Dead Man’s Curve, it’s no place to play

Dead Man’s Curve, you best keep away

Dead Man’s Curve, I can hear ’em say

Won’t come back from Dead Man’s Curve

https://youtu.be/S1Cuekbklkg

Buttercup designed that road while he was playing at being president.

Um … there’s no speed warning sign. Negotiate the bend at your own risk (and hope to survive).

In Virginia, the signs read “Speed Checked by Aircraft.” I can imagine a squadron of A-10’s circling overhead, ready to strafe speeders.

Nobody want’s ‘government’ until THEY need it.

Darwin Awards-bestowed upon those who have spectacularly removed themselves from the gene pool…

In the good old days we didn’t have white edge lines on roads, that many four lane roads, rural speed limits were higher, cars didn’t have air bags or safety glass. It was a time when men were men and traffic deaths were much higher.

Highway patrol still deals with accidents sooo…

What happened, did we decide to defund guard rails?

There’s a spot on the Beartooth Highway that’s kind of like this. The highway is mostly in Montana, but dips into Wyoming for a little ways. Each state positions their speed limit at the border on every state highway, so there’s the speed limit sign right at the border. Thing is, one of those is not too terribly far from a 35 MPH sign and a switchback turn, and all this near the top of the pass so you’re like 11,000 feet above sea level and your engine isn’t very happy due to the lack of oxygen. So if you do manage to reach the first speed limit, you’d really better be paying attention to the next one, or Darwin will definitely be enforcing it. :-D

I knew there was a shortcut to DC

More like people thinking they know how to make the turn at a high rate of speed…

Nervous Norvous will now sing “Transfusion”

Darwinism works for me … effectively weeding out the ones who need the likes of the Highway Patrol because they don’t have the capacity or desire to behave rationally and responsibly, either toward themselves or society.

Technically evolutionary success is reproduction. Some may have already done it.

No inflation and no unneeded regulation.

And cars fall through the roofs of houses below.

Pleasant way of eliminating those rash muscle heads driving recklessly. Survival of sensible drivers, I guess.

The problem with “Darwin at work” is that it doesn’t usually work fast enough.

Means no help!

Wait until he gets around that corner and sees the oncoming Semi in the wrong lane.

Those things are much harder to Stop when moving Downhill, too.

Speeders and drunk drivers would be alot less of a problem if they just killed themselves, the trouble I’d that they usually take someone else out with them.

I LIKE this idea! Let nature cull the herd!