Close to Home by John McPherson for September 04, 2022

A, Gallagher wannabe.

Attention grabbing

Is his name Gallagher?

HE is about to leave a real impression on the class when he leaves the impression on the melon!

Yeah, but what happened before there was a watermelon?

Don’t get caught sitting in the first row (or maybe the second or the third).

PA: Janitor in Science Lab 1 please

The School of Stand Up Comedy and Hard Knocks graduates another one.

Protective wear (at least goggles) is supposed to worn by everyone in the classroom when this type of experiment is being done.

When Gallagher performed the first couple of rows at least had a protective plastic sheet they could pull up.

At least Gallagher handed out rain gear to the the first few rows…LOL

Where can I get a mallet like that one?

There’s nothing I could say about the Big Bang Theory that hasn’t already been said here. Except…

Knock-knock-knock-Penny

Knock-knock-knock-Penny

Knock-knock-knock-Penny

Gallagher and sledg-o-matic

When does Gallagher gets his recognition for breaking research into the formation of the universe. Surely this calls for a Nobel.

Okay, this is one of those situations that makes me wish I carried a little salt (Yeah, I like salt on my watermelon)

Since it’s all just a theory (people forget that), a giant watermelon is just as probable.

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)

Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)

It all started with the big bang

Ed Robertson

holey galloping Gallagher, Batman!

Paraphrased – ish (one word to get by the nanny bot)

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! I came here to sell you something! And I want ya to pay particular attention, because The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries, has entrusted who? — me! — to show you! — the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you’ve ever seen, and don’t ya wanna know how it works! First you take an ordinary apple! You place the ordinary apple in between the patented pans! Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the h**l can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!”

Gallager as a child..

Hiya Bleeb!!!!!!!!! You forgot your goggles. :)

Their was cantaloupe!

And the seeds of freedom will fly………..

I thought that was Nelson muntz “grapes of wrath”

I came looking for Gallagher comments.

This teacher has definitely lost some wattage from her light bulb. She isn’t the brightest.

… she should mention the splash zone.