Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 16, 2022

You have some vice – grips in one of those pockets i can use.

Just be careful which pockets you put those in. Some pockets should only be used for things that are soft.

S-o-o-o-o you’re wearing suspenders under that shirt. Only thing that will hold up loaded cargo shorts – or pants.

Someone makes a pocket folded chunk of duct tape.

Does the woman have hairy legs too?

Cargo shorts are purses for men.

“… or a map to the treasure of One-eyed Willie.”

Fully loaded, they stretch down to his ankles.

Where do you put the gas to make the car go?

My 10’ tape measure fits nicely in my pants pocket and my Leatherman pliers go in a belt pouch that also holds my Swiss army knife and my flashlight…

Where else to carry the phone?

He LITERALLY uses the pockets? LOL

Or they need somewhere to put their keys…

Don’t have to sit on your wallet.

He carries many things for emergencies!

I toted my extra golf balls and tees!

Why women have handbags!

Cargo shorts are the best! The best, I say!