Checkmate!
Picked a bad knight to get stopped.
“In case in haven’t noticed, ossifer, I can’t walk. I got no legs (hic).”
Fail!
Stop horsing around.
Not toknight.
He was having an L of a knight.
checkmate
If I have to pay a fine, do you take a check, mate?
How about if I walk in a straight line for a couple of steps and then step to the side?
Knight x cop
I will do you one better, I’ll walk in two straight lines.
It looks like his special moves might not get him out of this situation.
This is why the knight should always be the designated driver.
’I’m sorry, officer, I canter do that.’
A hazard of driving at knight.
My first laugh of the day – thanks!
Can the horse also get a ticket for performing an illegal move? Having already been pulled over for DUI?
Very clever.
Looks like it’s the L train home.
btw… a knight’s move is one orthogonal and one diagonal. (not an L)
Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.
What if it were a bishop? Technically, they move in straight lines, just diagonal ones.
You can’t side step this. Nope. No horsing around
This just isn’t his knight.
Very creative, Mark!
He just got off the knight shift.
The cop must be a rook(ie).
I only do turns, officer. I can’t go straight.
Next up, move to a corner.
It appears, you’re going to have a bad knight.
September 06, 2014
FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 years ago
Checkmate!
Heres Waldo about 2 years ago
Picked a bad knight to get stopped.
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
“In case in haven’t noticed, ossifer, I can’t walk. I got no legs (hic).”
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Fail!
Imagine about 2 years ago
Stop horsing around.
Zykoic about 2 years ago
Not toknight.
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
He was having an L of a knight.
oakie817 about 2 years ago
checkmate
Imagine about 2 years ago
If I have to pay a fine, do you take a check, mate?
Doug K about 2 years ago
How about if I walk in a straight line for a couple of steps and then step to the side?
rhpii about 2 years ago
Knight x cop
Jeff0811 about 2 years ago
I will do you one better, I’ll walk in two straight lines.
Doug K about 2 years ago
It looks like his special moves might not get him out of this situation.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
This is why the knight should always be the designated driver.
khcm1157 about 2 years ago
’I’m sorry, officer, I canter do that.’
bobpeters61 about 2 years ago
A hazard of driving at knight.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 2 years ago
My first laugh of the day – thanks!
Rose Madder Premium Member about 2 years ago
Can the horse also get a ticket for performing an illegal move? Having already been pulled over for DUI?
boniface22 about 2 years ago
Very clever.
RobinHood about 2 years ago
Looks like it’s the L train home.
KEA about 2 years ago
btw… a knight’s move is one orthogonal and one diagonal. (not an L)
thejanith Premium Member about 2 years ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 years ago
What if it were a bishop? Technically, they move in straight lines, just diagonal ones.
BigBoy about 2 years ago
You can’t side step this. Nope. No horsing around
kcgtsv about 2 years ago
This just isn’t his knight.
Lightpainter about 2 years ago
Very creative, Mark!
spaced man spliff about 2 years ago
He just got off the knight shift.
Chris Sherlock about 2 years ago
The cop must be a rook(ie).
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 years ago
I only do turns, officer. I can’t go straight.
edeloriea14 about 2 years ago
Next up, move to a corner.
tinstar about 2 years ago
It appears, you’re going to have a bad knight.