Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 19, 2022

Actually, he slipped on some Spam.

Sprained your mouse hoof?

He also needs a new computer now.

Maybe the mouse bit him

My web-surfing occasionally gets a little extreme, but usually not in the physical sense. I think you need to dial it back a little, Horace.

I have one question Horace….“Was alcohol involved?”

Horsing around on the internets eh.

…while walking.

Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome?

I had a basal cell cancer removed from my face which left a jagged (but temporary) scar which I passed off as a knife fight…fun while it lasted.

didn’r know Horace is right hoofed…!

He got caught up in a cloud and lost is footing, and tumbled back down….

Stepped on a thumbnail…

This just brings up more questions.

And the web retaliated.

Wiped out in the malware

Have a friend who is in his sixties who was recently received a disabling knee injury while playing a virtual reality game with grandchildren. He was pushed over by one of the kids and fell blindly across a coffee table.

You saw something so infuriating that you smashed the computer with your bare hoof?

Well Fuzzy “Mr. Umbrella Man” in “Bozo” is a car surfer.

Typing too hard…