Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 20, 2022

The cat just did on the bed.

Didn’t wake up in the wet spot either.

If only …………

So, then pee glad!

While it can be great to celebrate your small victories, it may be best to keep some of them to yourself. Not everyone will appreciate your enthusiasm. They will not always want to celebrate with you.

The other two no longer need to either!

I woke up at 5:00 yesterday morning and almost had the same celebration. Seven hours of uninterrupted sleep is practically unheard of these days. (Of course, I was recovering from an illness, but I’ll take it.)

That’s funny, I usually say that after I pee. (Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle…, BOOYAH!!!)

Won’t feel the same way after the wife and cat get through with him!

That’s a male response. Talk to an elderly woman for a different view.

That can be taken in two ways…

I get a couple a year now. Definitely a reason to celebrate. Only time I take the wife to dinner. :) :) :)

But is the bed wet?

A cpap could help with that, cause you may not wake up to pee, but have to pee cause you woke up…

That’s called “Pulling an all-nighter” for those of us of a certain age.

I can semi-reliably control that with behavior in the hours before bed, but i’d rather get up than be disciplined the night before.

Why can’t other people sleep? From now on put his bed in the bathroom.

I’m going out on a limb and guessing cats don’t particularly like waterbeds.

It’s the little things that mean so much in life….

Didn’t wake up to pee, or didn’t need to wake up to pee?

Ever dreamt that you had to pee and there was no place to pee, then you wake up and DON’T have to pee? Naw, me neither

Oh boy! I LOVE those mornings!

I can’t recall the last morning I had like that.

At life’s end, let us find joy where we may.