Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 09, 2022

Raccoon look is so 90s

Deja vu. Had the same conversation once or twice before.

Puttin’ on the make up. Sometimes guys just like to watch the magic happen! 8^ )

I believe Janis is going for the smoky eyes look

Smart Aleck remark ? Arlo knows better?

Dethany can take a holiday. Her understudy is ready.

She knows you Arlo. But do not. I repeat DO NOT tell her how beautiful her laugh lines and crow’s feet are.

AKA Farding (look it up)

I’ve known a couple of women who looked sexy by not wearing makeup. Like their face was neckid.

Heh heh… she’s thinking he was going to make a “smart” alec comment and he’s thinking a"smart’ intelligent comment. At least he IS smart enough to keep his trap shut about her overuse of makeup. At a certain age, a lady can get out of practice with finer application details and end up with a mess.

How long has it been since we’ve seen Gene? It seems as if we are overdue for a story arc.

And the reason only women wear make up is? Or put another way, why do women wear makeup?

“Have I ever?”

I remember asking out a girl in college. I had never seen her in makeup until I went to pick her up at her apartment. She answered the door and I honestly didn’t recognize her. I thought maybe a roommate? Fortunately she thought I was kidding when I said “Hi, I’m here to pick up (name deleted for history’s sake). Fortunately I recognized the laugh right away.

Instead of buying makeup/beauty products for thousands of dollars a year (https://www.byrdie.com/average-cost-of-beauty-maintenance); I’ve bought art. Good art. My family may not have had a beauty queen for a mother, but they will have a good nest egg when I die, if they sell off my art.

As J. Vernon McGee put it: if the barn needs paintin’, paint it!

(Arlo – don’t use this quote)

I would just say, “Looking GOOD Babe” and leave it at that….

I always wonder why my wife bothers to do all that. Even just to go to the grocery store or last week to vote. It ain’t for me, must be for her.

Reminds me of the movie I.Q. … Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?

Did she want him to say something dumb?

I knew a girl in college who, I discovered, was an expert at using makeup. I thought she had a lovely, natural complexion until one day I saw her WITHOUT makeup.

A possible “who’s on first moment” ?

I went on a blind date with Mr.Personality (?) who informed me that in order to date him I would have to go without makeup as it irritated his skin. I told him that my makeup would never touch his skin. 1 and only date…Thank goodness !!

i have always liked eyes outlined with dark. Egyptian dress of thousands of years ago is a turn on.

Why ever would you think that? Why ever would you construct your sentence this way?

Black kohl makeup from the 60s is back.

Yeah, smart@$$ed.

“When have I ever said anything smart?”

“Oh. Good point.”