Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 16, 2022

That’s the pits.

Get that man to a hospital Stat.

The car owner was charged with Assault on the Senses.

He’ll never do that again.

The driver was later forced to work for the government’s chemical warfare department.

and the cop laughs and says"like you work out"

that’s only true with your junior high school gym bag on Fridays…

Now, there’s an active car alarm…

With the DAs we have today, he will probably be charged with reckless endangerment.

Officer you check his ID, I’ll check for bills and loose change.

An effective safely system. I convince my insurance company that I have an alarm system in my home. They asked a few questions, and I said I have a roving alarm system. I explained that my dog keeps running even when the electricity goes out. I got the discount.

Why wasn’t the policeman knocked out by the smell?

Hmmm . . . good cover story for all those bodies I keep in my trunk. Thanks for alibi Mssrs. Wise and Aldrich!