Monty by Jim Meddick for August 15, 2022

Man o man

You’re going to have some swollen, uh, tentacles, in there soon.

“You Wish, sailor. I just had my nails done.”

I never thought there was so much room in these pants for a full, heavily armed warship or a thoroughbred racehorse….

“Are you glad to see me, or is that a Man O’ War in your trunks?”

Monty, you’d know if that happened. It’s probably the Baggie from your sandwich.

So who wears goggles when swimming in the ocean?

That was no Man O’ War, Sweetie.

That Man O’ War is having a good giggle about now.

Had a slight brush with one once about 60 years ago. I still have scars that I can see when the light is right. Incredible pain. Almost instant welting. Accompanied by a severe disinclination to boogie.

Let’s hope Monty will not take off his costume in front of Dehlia in a desperate attempt to safe his low parts.

Give him a wedgie. That’ll help.

Man O War says, eeny meeny mieny mo, Oh what the heck just do both of them!

What’s she lookin’ at? :)

Nope. She was attempting to “spot” you.

Ouch…..

Man o’ War float and are not small.

Some kind of jellyfish, possibly. But a Man O’ War seems unlikely….

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