Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 29, 2022

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    dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Let’s just not make a spectacle…..

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Many police departments refuse to hire applicants with high IQs

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    I think this is a re-run from not too long ago

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    oscar.abraham2  about 2 years ago

    This joke is as old as contact lenses.

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    Fritzsch  about 2 years ago

    That joke originated three days after the invention of contact lenses.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    De Soto? (60?) My father had one…I think from the day he bought it it was parked out back

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Just don’t flash him your police club card.

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    pathamil  about 2 years ago

    Now, you take this here book a tickets and this here pencil, and you write what I tell ya…

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    Nala the Great  about 2 years ago

    For that very reason, after I had my catarac surgery, one of the first things I did was have my drivers license changed to show I didn’t need glasses anymore!

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    The fins on your car just make it look like it’s going faster. Or maybe it’s just the trail of blue smoke…

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    43willys  about 2 years ago

    Paulie P???

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    rugeirn  about 2 years ago

    True story. A colleague of my wife’s was flying from Detroit to Albuquerque. The TSA agent insisted that she had to have a passport to go to a foreign country. To the agent, Albuquerque was not in the United States; New Mexico was a foreign country. It became necessary to involve a supervisor.

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    joefearsnothing  about 2 years ago

    I was in the Optical Business specializing in contact lenses and that was one of the oldest jokes amongst my associates…..but still a goodie!

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    Wesley Brown  about 2 years ago

    That joke is so old the first time I heard it the Statue of Liberty was a little girl.

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    puh-dump-dump

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    Bookworm  about 2 years ago

    This joke was old when I was a youngster. And I was a youngster when you had to read the comics in a printed newspaper. And the comics were in color only on Sundays. And it wasn’t that funny back then either.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And.. quite possibly, numerous pollution related violations as well.

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    Mediatech  about 2 years ago

    What we have here is a failure to communicate.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 2 years ago

    I am a little concerned about this because I had my second cataract surgery and the doctor says my vision is good enough to pass the drivers eye test without glasses, but didn’t give me a note for the police officer.

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    Buckeye67  about 2 years ago

    If Cosmo had said I wear contacts, there would have been no misunderstanding and of course no joke.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I remember getting stopped and the cop used a flashlight to shine across my eyes to see the edge of my contacts. I still wear them but my license no longer has the requirement for corrective lenses on it for some reason.

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    namleht  about 2 years ago

    It’s not so much that we don’t hire applicants with High IQ’s …it’s more they don’t apply in the first place….I am with Metro- Atlanta Police Department Precinct 3

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    ba dum tss

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The officer better hope that the judge will not be in a bad mood!

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