Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2022

Interesting: T-Ball on the golf course. Does the PGA know of this?

Fink meets the height restriction to play Tee Ball

…. does he have a spine to begin with?

Rodney’s standing in the line of fire………

I don’t see this as a big help. His main problem will be in sticking in the tee in the ground and picking up the ball to place it on the tee and to take it out of the hole. Can he have a designated tee and ball setter and a ball fetcher?

Chances are he’ll still hurt/damage his back some more anyway – with twisting and turning while … he also needs a designated hitter.

I think I heard somewhere about a ‘belly’ club for those who couldn’t bend.

He can’t bend but his doctor wants him to skip?

Luckily, he is King so he bends the rules so that the rules don’t make him bend.

Night golf?

Night golf?

Okay, I’m no golf expert, but is there a rule regarding the altitude of the Tee?

Fink rose to the occasion…it’s the swing dummie

That’s fine for the tee off, but what about all the other shots? Unless he only counts the holes-in-ones.

Isn’t that what Elon always says? “When problems arise, improvise”?

The difference between a golfer and a fisherman?

When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.

Fore!!!!!

T golf? Is this how the golf tee came into being?

I cannot tee-lieve it. (I’m sorry, I’ll leave)

His shorts were too tight….

I didn’t think he had to bend down THAT far….

That hole probably needs a #2 Louisville Slugger.

No wonder this fink rules the kingdom.

The tee is nearly as high as the club is long!