HR isn’t there to help you — they work for management. The best you could hope for is someone from HR politely asking you to leave the ship in the middle of the ocean instead of the Captain making you walk the plank. Either way, you end up in deep water.
marilynnbyerly about 2 years ago
He is HR.
Ida No about 2 years ago
Pirate: “Sorry, forgot. But, you can file a complaint if you get to land. I put the form at the end of the plank.”
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
“At least, thanks for not plucking me of my dignity by doing this on Friday afternoon. But I hope that sword doesn’t play a part in my severance!”
Imagine about 2 years ago
And what about my severance?
That is what the sword is for.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Arrrrrrrgh! Me matey…keep walking
PoodleGroomer about 2 years ago
You will be hearing from my lawyers after they are done shooting their tv commercials.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 years ago
HR isn’t there to help you — they work for management. The best you could hope for is someone from HR politely asking you to leave the ship in the middle of the ocean instead of the Captain making you walk the plank. Either way, you end up in deep water.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
They’re making a biker chicken walk the plank?
Boxo croco says happy derby about 2 years ago
Who the heck is HR?
tinstar about 2 years ago
H.R. doesn’t give a flying cluck how management handles things.