Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 23, 2022

  1. Leprechaun
    oldpine52  about 2 years ago

    If you live long enough, you’ll look like an elephant.

     •  Reply
  2. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Losing your looks is the least of your worries.

     •  Reply
  3. Forbear
    Qiset  about 2 years ago

    I make up for it by becoming more of a wise guy.

     •  Reply
  4. Large img 0462
    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Favorite doctor’s comment to me; “It sucks getting old.”

     •  Reply
  5. 704fe3d1 4a7d 495f a742 2d8456861f60
    admiree2  about 2 years ago

    It’s all proportional because other stuff may not grow but will stretch out and sag too. It’s nature’s way of saying that you should have been very happy with the way you looked as a teenager instead of constantly looking in the mirror and complaining.

     •  Reply
  6. Pexels pixabay 278823
    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    “Good” News: Your nose and ear hairs keep growing, too (right along with them).

     •  Reply
  7. Ed583643 91bf 4172 be99 60eabdf33fa3
    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Vanity tends to go as one ages. After a while you just say the heck with it. I just want to be comfortable.

     •  Reply
  8. Apollo 11 launch 04
    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bad news: Your prostate never stops growing, either.

     •  Reply
  9. Img 1157
    brick10  about 2 years ago

    Alas…..

     •  Reply
  10. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Whew! Thought he was going to say nose and ear hair

     •  Reply
  11. 38096534 2543 4864 8509 d06fceeba3fb
    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Also you’ll never be younger than today.

     •  Reply
  12. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    i look at aging actors who used to be considered hunks, but now really look their age and somehow i don’t feel so down anymore…

     •  Reply
  13. 1024px libertarian disc.svg
    briggs.roy078  about 2 years ago

    Well, huz-ZAH! Yeah for realism.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Real Life Adventures