Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 01, 2022

If you were smart you would skip this event. Like i said if you were smart.

Livestream it.

Why is that guy wearing a Shatner mask? I’m going to pass.

It’s like a Halloween party. (He should have as much fun as he can. After all it could be his last.)

Mike heard about e-vites and decided “I’ll take a stab at it.”

Mike: “Bring your own chainsaw”

A dummy is enticed to a creeps basement….that’s why it’s a good practice to keep up with the news…

WHEN: evening of October 31st.

B.Y.O.B.

(Bring your own bandaids)

(Not optional, it’s a requirement of the Slasher Movie Actors Union)

Seems to be a cultural reference that was after my time.

Bet he will be the life of the party.

Cool! Can you do your “Shrek” impression?

Get his autograph!!!

Your Paintball armor won’t be of much use. Save for the optics in the next movie.

Thankfully, he doesn’t say much.

What Ralphie says …!

This comic is killin’ me.

But can you imagine a what a cross between the two would be like? Oh and my, all at the same time.

Google Michael Myers of Decatur (TX). He’s hilarious.

Stupid: The VERY BEST Karma Facilitator!

Not the Mike Myers from SNL. I would go to his party in a minute. We’re talking about the other one!!!