Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 22, 2022

Come on Puck and Tommy! This is not advancing the narrative!

But, Puck’s a boy! Don’t they know he’s a boy?

Yes, for all that is holy, get back to the DOOR!

This could go on for a while. I’d leave them to it, Elvis.

Georgia is up on the latest jive talk. The rappin’ cats !

Get back to the door, but don’t open it, Woman. It was sealed up for a reason. Don’t release the unspeakable horror that lurks in there.

Pucky toe bean alert!

A few more “whaaaaats” and he’ll be able to light the room behind the door…

Tommy filler is good filler.

Puck, (snaping his paws) Uh huh. yes she did gurl friend! Tommy- (bobbing his head) Oh no, she didn’t! Whaaaaaaaaaaat?! Elvis- (In full sun flower, puff) OH MY CAT!! JUST GET BACK TO THE DOOR!!

I’m with Elvis!

Ah! Elvis is out from under the bed and in full grumpy form, I see!

Pucky is a cat whose home sitch is a bummer

Elvis knows that fall is coming fast

Pucky left his post at the door in late-ish summer

For some funny Tommy sass

Get back, get back

Get back, this silliness is too long

Get back, get back

Get back, our curiosity is too strong

Get back, grrl friend

- John Lennon / Paul McCartney – Get Back

Georgia has us at the edge of our keyboards, wanting to know what happens. However, we know she works several weeks ahead, and the already completed strips are at Andrews McMeel Syndication, the company that puts out her work.

Andrews McMeel Syndication is based in Kansas City, right up the Missouri River from me. I need a team for a covert assault on the offices of Andrews McMeel.

Scaeva, please find and learn to fly a Bell 429 Helicopter, pronto.

Sue Ellen, I need you to be his co-pilot.

WelshRat, Robin, and I will repel out the helicopter to the Andrews McMeel’s roof. Welshrat and Robin will take out the guards while I blow the door to the office. I will acquire the yet unpublished strips and get back to the Helicopter. Scaeva will lose anyone attempting to track us and aland at an abandoned foundry outside Kansas City. Once there, McColl34 and Ladykat will have two stolen cars and a change of clothing for us. We divide into two groups and leave separately. We all meet up to examine the strips at deadheadzan’s secret lair.

If any of our group should be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavowal any knowledge of our actions.

This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSUjuSBt1A

I share Elvis’ interest in the door!~

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: I’ve had word from Afar that the Artists would like to accompany you to explore the Very Good Pyramid.

Elvis-Anum: It would be nice to have Iron Glove and Adobe Style join us.

Sophititi: They’ll be coming up tomorrow for our monthly Quilt Guild.

Puckmosis: That’s great. What’s the pattern for your current quilt?

Sophititi: We’ve decided to do a crazy quilt this time.

Maat-Tilda: We were inspired by Lupinium.

Enter Calliope and Kira

Puckmosis: Welcome ladies, it’s good to see you. How’s the Xanadu Honey making going?

Callie: We’re just about done this batch, so Kira and I decided to try another creative endeavor.

Kira: Yes. We decided to have a quilting bee.

Laughing so hard at the goofballs I almost forgot to squeee at the toebeans.

I hate to admit it, but I’m with Elvis here. :)

A door into summer, perhaps?

I dont know why but Tommy saying " Girl what?!" Is the funniest thing I have seen today.

Oh Georgia, you evil genius. Do you know what you’ve done to your audience?!

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I mean, the trickster cliffhanger lover in me approves, but still!

NEXT EPISODE: The Door Hits Back!

Clearly the tone has never been more serious. Interesting that in spite of the clearly excessive excitement from Puck and Tommy, the only exclamation point comes from Elvis. Now let’s get to them opening the door! Right after a special segment from Sophie on using hammers in art.

From the “too cute to comprehend” school of TV journalism, especially annoying when accompanied by gurning.

Cast your giant shadow, my way

Cast it over me, I will stay

Find the hidden door, it will show you the way

Cast your giant shadow, lost in eternal light

Let all my love and hidden truth, melt into liquid night

Find the hidden door

Find the hidden door

Open your virgin eyes, you will see

The truth that’s lost with in you, and you’ll be

Complete in mind and soul and forever live free

Cast your giant shadow, lost in eternal light

Let all my love and hidden truth, melt into liquid night

Find the hidden door

Find the hidden door

OT: Time…

Today’s Non Sequitur is one for @Robin Harwood & @Gent:

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2022/08/22

It was actually your woman, Pucky

I love that Pucky looks worried to break the news to Tommy, and that Tommy is so quick to see the funny side.

Hands up, who has that weird recurring dream about finding unexpected extra rooms in their house? In my version, it’s usually a kitchen.

Aaaaaaaghhhhhh!

For once, I agree with Elvis – I need more about that wall/door!

Bill Withers and Grover Washington, Jr.: The Two of Us

Puck: I see the broken plaster fall

And the beauty of it all

Is there’s a door that was unknown

I’m just as curious as a cat

Oh, wait, that’s right I am a cat

And I wanna tell Tommy the news!

…….

Just the two of us

On Camera one we now converse

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Elvis, we could be doing worse

Just the two of us

Tommy and I

…….

Elvis: Alright, guys, you’ve had your say

Now let’s finish sometime today

And get back to the matter of the door!

The Robber Mice started the search,

And I think it could be worth

Finding out what the room is for!

…….

Guys, the two of you

Should complete interview

Yes, the two of you

(Yes, the two of you)

Guys, the two of you

Should get back to the matter at paw,

Guys, the two of you

Back to work!

Mom Cat?

As long as it doesn’t lead to Narnia, “It all began with a Picture…”

Here it begins with a Lady who chose a hammer and nail, and not a Stairway to Heaven…

OT: Well, gocomics is back to normal and likes me as crazeekatlady and who knows where crazeekatlady2 is hiding. I give up.

Have they been watching old Budwieser Super Bowl commercials? I thought we’d finally left that behind.

Hmmm… WHERE’S LUPIN?

We’re discouraged from posting links so I will just say Peaches of Duke University.

I think Elvis is speaking for quite a few of us today!

Open the frelling door already!

Elvis – you’re such a bummer, dude!