The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 26, 2022

Don’t show us your “hidden valley” honey!

At first I thought maybe it was a Dali painting.

Lettuce watch you.

The knife in the shower scene is gruesome.

For her ranchy performance of “Lettuce Entertain You,” Sally Salad tosses on her naughty micro greens. What a spicy tomato!

This may sound corny but wash behind your ears.

The old joke “Why did the lobster blush? It saw the salad dressing”!

“Hey babe. Nice croutons.”

Drying off in the salad spinner is almost as much fun as the state fair rides.

After looking at Dalis paintings you have to wonder – what the H**L was he on?

Naked vegetables? Hubba, hubba!

Use the fancy French name: Crudités

If it’s a spinach salad, it needs Olive Oyl.

Can they show this? Some serious Not Safe for Dinner vibes

Celery was accused of stalking.

Yowza!!!

A Green Goddess that everyone salivates for.

She was running late, so she had to Russian get ready.

Going to pose for French dressing postcards.

Is this The Licking Game?

Now to see the banana peel and the bacon strip.

All very amusing. But addressing the comic itself…is the upside-down umbrella-like visual supposed to be the shadow of the salad behind the curtain tossing it’s ingredients (lettuce leaf, cucumber slice) over the top?

He’s about to get fresh.

Is she auditioning for Naked and Afraid? But being camera shy, she was always saying, please, just lettuce alone.

nice tomatoes…

If the salad is undressing, that cucumber shouldn’t be limp.

“Lettuce us entertain you”…….

OOoohhh la la!!! Salade Sexy!

A salad without dressing? That’s a Honeymoon Salad, AKA Lettuce alone.

Salad is tossing the dressing.