A farmer got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity aroused, he asked, “How’d that pig get him a wooden leg?”
“Well, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig came a running, went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!”
“And the wild boar tore up his leg?”
“No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that old pig started squealing like he was stuck, woke us up, and before we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved ’em all!”
“So that’s when he hurt his leg, huh?”
“No. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out before I drowned. Sure did save my life.”
“And that was when he hurt his leg?”
“Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too.”
“Okay, so just tell me. Why does he have a wooden leg?”
“Well”, the farmer tells him, “A pig like that, you don’t want to eat all at once!”
Heres Waldo almost 2 years ago
Don’t ya just hate it when intelligent folks speak the truth?
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
The farmer never regretted exterminating the magic spiders.
pearlsbs almost 2 years ago
A farmer got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity aroused, he asked, “How’d that pig get him a wooden leg?”
“Well, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig came a running, went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!”
“And the wild boar tore up his leg?”
“No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that old pig started squealing like he was stuck, woke us up, and before we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved ’em all!”
“So that’s when he hurt his leg, huh?”
“No. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out before I drowned. Sure did save my life.”
“And that was when he hurt his leg?”
“Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too.”
“Okay, so just tell me. Why does he have a wooden leg?”
“Well”, the farmer tells him, “A pig like that, you don’t want to eat all at once!”
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
These days, even the “oink” will be usable. It will be sold for use by a certain group of politicians to give emphasis to their essential views.
Xyzzy - nothing happens Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Beyond Lies The Wub
brick10 almost 2 years ago
Alas….
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Or could have been one of the great thinkers of our time…..
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Maybe he should have discussed the philosophy of Roger Bacon.
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fellini would say that cinghiale would make some mighty fine prosciutto. With a nice red wine and some cheese. MMmmmm
Up Your's almost 2 years ago
Good one.