Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 21, 2022

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    I may not be innocent but so far I’m not guilty.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If only.

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Have no fear. They don’t arrest anyone anymore. They don’t even report it. Unless…

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just then, another voice yells out: “Tell us about your Presidential Pardons, too”!!

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    JudyAz  over 2 years ago

    There’s nothing wrong with a good political joke…

    … except when they get elected.

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    papajim545  over 2 years ago

    Bu dum bump

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    He’ll never pass the bar………………..any bar.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    The ole turtle admitted in front of god and everyone, that the quality of GOP candidates were not up to snuff…but yet, they do nothing to curb the weirdos and wack jobs from running over the party like a Mack truck!

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    He’s a shoe in.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    He strongly recommends attorney Lou Pohl.

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the ‘Insufficient Evidence’s, too!

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Or, if you are the AG in TX, you can be indicted and just never go to trial

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    neatslob Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid, but ever since then I’ve gone straight, as has been proved by my record: Thirty-three arrests and no convictions.” — Big Jule, Guys and Dolls.

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