Roughage is good for you …
Original Metamucil
There’s that old saying: “Don’t Teach Your Grandmother to Eat Porcupines.” [Or is it “to suck eggs”?] Anyway, it’s advised to eat porcupines head-first. Tail-first is problematic — and painful. Grandma knows best.
Never accept an invitation to dinner from this family.
Grandma Durak also used to do the same thing. She’d say, “I pine for ypu porky” and gobble the down.
She was on pins and needles for the rest of the day.
Surprised she didn’t make a pie out of it. And had it with vanilla soup.
It’s her “caught” expression that sells it.
Grandmothers get a bad rap.. just because one likes porcupines.
Grandma was a tough broad…she even ate mousies when no one was looking….
And thus Chapter VII is all about filing for bankruptcy.
Wouldn’t a grandmother know how to field strip and cook a porcupine?
Grandmother never bought toothpicks.
That’s fine. I prefer rattlesnake.
Porc: the other white meat.
I’ll pass, thank you….
B. Kliban
RAGs almost 2 years ago
Roughage is good for you …
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
Original Metamucil
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
There’s that old saying: “Don’t Teach Your Grandmother to Eat Porcupines.” [Or is it “to suck eggs”?] Anyway, it’s advised to eat porcupines head-first. Tail-first is problematic — and painful. Grandma knows best.
wi3leong Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Never accept an invitation to dinner from this family.
Durak Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Grandma Durak also used to do the same thing. She’d say, “I pine for ypu porky” and gobble the down.
cdnalor almost 2 years ago
She was on pins and needles for the rest of the day.
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Surprised she didn’t make a pie out of it. And had it with vanilla soup.
Vince M almost 2 years ago
It’s her “caught” expression that sells it.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Grandmothers get a bad rap.. just because one likes porcupines.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Grandma was a tough broad…she even ate mousies when no one was looking….
The Brooklyn Accent almost 2 years ago
And thus Chapter VII is all about filing for bankruptcy.
4892624 almost 2 years ago
Wouldn’t a grandmother know how to field strip and cook a porcupine?
jpozenel almost 2 years ago
Grandmother never bought toothpicks.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
That’s fine. I prefer rattlesnake.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Porc: the other white meat.
JohnTheFoole almost 2 years ago
I’ll pass, thank you….