The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 24, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Go home.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Once AGAIN, Mother Gargoyle “unleashes” her wit&wisdom on poor Brutus!!!

    /SHEESH/

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Or she can call you and keep you up all night.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    When she can’t sleep, she gets out her cauldron and whips up a sleeping potion.

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    wjones  over 2 years ago

    Gargoyle, that’s a good way to start.

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    She married him because he was willing to provide her room and bored.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    It’s like watching the testing of Job.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 2 years ago

    I see a transcription error: it says “ha!” but should have read “cackle!”

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    djtenltd  over 2 years ago

    WHOOAA!! Low blow!

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    Jeff0811  over 2 years ago

    Being witty is a matter of opinion. Brutus says he’s witty, Mother G says he’s half right.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    but his words can’t hop over the fence. it’ll probable just burst through it. :D

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She could stop talking to him, and have one less thing to complain about, but then she would just find another. His patience amazes me.

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    Just-me  over 2 years ago

    Brutus is at least, however maladroitly, standing up for himself and Gladys. He might be secretly wishing she’d get struck by lightning or a runaway freight train…

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    preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And I suppose Mama is the alarm clock.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Brutus: The only time she can’t sleep is when she has nightmares about you..he..he..he!

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    CorkLock  over 2 years ago

    Brutus just never learns. Keep stum ole boy. You are just a very dull cheap razor, In Mother Gargle’s eyes. Silence is often golden. Remember, you married her very best.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    To paraphrase a very famous quote, “Who is the fool? The fool or the person arguing with the fool”. You can never change Mother Gargoyle. She will never accept you as a righteous Son-in-law. So don’t try to do anything other than peacefully co exist and just walk away when she does her trash talk. However, then a large reason why we follow Brutus would cease to exist. So keep up the good fight with the knowledge that it will end when one of the parties dies. However, comics can go on forever and Brutus’s fight is our eternal fight of good vs evil. So don’t curse the darkness, keep thatt candle of hope lit for us all …

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Only Brutus Thornapple would deserve a mother in law like Ramona Gargle.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Ever hear your own voice Mother Gargoyle???

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    daleandkristen  over 2 years ago

    What a mean-spirited hag. That hair looks like the hat the evil witch wore in Wizard of Oz….only she comes by it naturally. Bet her monkeys are nearby.

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    heathcliff2  over 2 years ago

    Is there a reason she intentionally arranges her hair to be in the form an evil witch’s hat?

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    I am sure Brutus keeps Gladys in stitches with his wit, but I think the stitches would be better applied to Mother Gargle’s mouth.

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    lawguy05  over 2 years ago

    Rude woman!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    She’s gone, and if Gladys leaves to, that would be her choice.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    And uses your photo to scare rodents away.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  over 2 years ago

    I always loved how her hair looks like a witch’s hat.

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