Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 02, 2022

OK…Who hasn’t done that at least once? I’d still do it

Henry’s relative?

It’s a red dragon. I’m amazed Rodney is still alive.

His nose is unscathed? Wow.

Let sleeping dragons lie……

Moral of the story: Don’t drink and poke dragon on the nose

Here hold my Beer !

Is he going to tell the king that it was a job-related injury and so he deserves a Purple Heart?

This goes to show that no one likes to be booped.

Never pick on somebody who has teeth bigger than your head. And claws bigger then your entire foot.

The video is now uploaded to Tic Toc. You can watch it there.

between being bait yesterday and this, Rodney’s September is not off to a good start!

He’s lucky to be alive…wait til the Wiz finds out

So today’s lesson kids is, never shout BOO! when trying to pick on the nose of a sleeping dragon!

Can you imagine how Rodney would look if he’d given the dragon a noogie?

Oh! That’s going to leave a mark. A big red one.

Counting coup on a dragon? Major points.

Don’t drink and dragon, you lose.

When the boop leads to a bop, no one is happy except the big Bopper. RIP

This came from a video on instagram, where a guy poke an aligator, and this react turning back and bite the hand

he almost won. he just lost by a nose

I figured the doc would say hanging out with Bong would be hazardous to his health

The dragon had a bad dream. And for Rodney, a worse reaction.

“Counting Coup” is a sign great bravery.

Draco dormiens nunquam boopilandus

Let sleeping dragons lie. At least Rodney didn’t stick his finger up the dragon’s nose. Famous last words. “Here, hold my beer and ya’ll watch this!”

He’ll do anything to get out of that jousting tournament…

Boop a dragon and pay the price. Snot a good idea.

@angelolady, when it comes to being fire retardant safe, that nose knows.

And the dragon was only yawning…

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And to compound matters, all the alcohol in your system made you extra flammable.

Counting coup on something bigger and meaner than you can be hazardous to your health.

I just “booped” my cat. She gave me a look which seemed to say, “How childish for an adult human.”

Meddle not with the naps of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Not Henry, huh.

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lol Not a surprise.

Smiles did not await Rod when the dragon rose!