Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 31, 2022

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    suv2000  about 2 years ago

    Sounds good to me

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    You need a bigger plate dude.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Mt. Delicious

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 2 years ago

    That volcano will erupt later, long after you’ve eaten it.

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    Ubintold  about 2 years ago

    See Edge City.

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    Starbase00  about 2 years ago

    Popcorn Chicken Bowl, yum!

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’d rather die with chicken and mashed potatoes in my belly than tofu and cauliflower.

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    drtodd12  about 2 years ago

    The scary thing is, KFC offers this meal in a tub.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 years ago

    Downsize to the KFC bowl.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Oh John Pinette would have taken up that challenge and probably won. If you offered John Pinette a salad he wanted Hagen Das on the salad. When melted it looks like ranch dressing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgc9lqLAtf0

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a Horseshoe sandwich. If you ever lived around Springfield Illinois you probably know what I’m talking about.

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    No waffle?

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    FassEddie  about 2 years ago

    Patton Oswalt called it the “Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl.”

    “The Famous Bowl hit my mouth like warm soda, slouched down my throat, and splayed itself across my stomach like a sun-stroked wino. It was that precise combination of things, and so many other sensations that did not go together. At all.

    The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to wipe chicken grease off their chin.“

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    And Cherry Pie on top…

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Pretty sure that is how my meals came when I was still in a high chair…

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    Sounds perfect to me…

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I guess I am the only one here who thinks that sounds totally disgusting and a heart attack on a plate. Or trough.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Pretty talented to keep all that on his plate.

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    BigBoy  about 2 years ago

    Begin Close Encounters theme.

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    BigBoy  about 2 years ago

    Just the thought of Richard Dreyfus shoveling dirt into the House through the window has me LOL

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    ekke  about 2 years ago

    You define “better” your way, I’ll define it my own way. And it doesn’t get any better than THIS!

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