Oh John Pinette would have taken up that challenge and probably won. If you offered John Pinette a salad he wanted Hagen Das on the salad. When melted it looks like ranch dressing.
Patton Oswalt called it the “Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl.”
“The Famous Bowl hit my mouth like warm soda, slouched down my throat, and splayed itself across my stomach like a sun-stroked wino. It was that precise combination of things, and so many other sensations that did not go together. At all.
The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to wipe chicken grease off their chin.“
suv2000 about 2 years ago
Sounds good to me
allen@home about 2 years ago
You need a bigger plate dude.
C about 2 years ago
Mt. Delicious
Pharmakeus Ubik about 2 years ago
That volcano will erupt later, long after you’ve eaten it.
Ubintold about 2 years ago
See Edge City.
Starbase00 about 2 years ago
Popcorn Chicken Bowl, yum!
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’d rather die with chicken and mashed potatoes in my belly than tofu and cauliflower.
drtodd12 about 2 years ago
The scary thing is, KFC offers this meal in a tub.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
Downsize to the KFC bowl.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oh John Pinette would have taken up that challenge and probably won. If you offered John Pinette a salad he wanted Hagen Das on the salad. When melted it looks like ranch dressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgc9lqLAtf0
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Reminds me of a Horseshoe sandwich. If you ever lived around Springfield Illinois you probably know what I’m talking about.
goboboyd about 2 years ago
No waffle?
FassEddie about 2 years ago
Patton Oswalt called it the “Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl.”
“The Famous Bowl hit my mouth like warm soda, slouched down my throat, and splayed itself across my stomach like a sun-stroked wino. It was that precise combination of things, and so many other sensations that did not go together. At all.
The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to wipe chicken grease off their chin.“
paranormal about 2 years ago
And Cherry Pie on top…
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pretty sure that is how my meals came when I was still in a high chair…
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Sounds perfect to me…
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
I guess I am the only one here who thinks that sounds totally disgusting and a heart attack on a plate. Or trough.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pretty talented to keep all that on his plate.
BigBoy about 2 years ago
Begin Close Encounters theme.
BigBoy about 2 years ago
Just the thought of Richard Dreyfus shoveling dirt into the House through the window has me LOL
ekke about 2 years ago
You define “better” your way, I’ll define it my own way. And it doesn’t get any better than THIS!