The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2022

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    Came up through a crack (in the earth of course)

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    pearlsbs  about 2 years ago

    I have heard that if you use a Ouija board while watching old television situation comedies you can summon the ghost of Isabel Sanford.

    Oh, no, wait. That’s a Weezie board.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That’s a devil-may-care attitude.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    I thought I smelled something.

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    Jayalexander  about 2 years ago

    Wow! You sure don’t know what my game is.

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    “Devil’s in the details!

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    “Oh, that smell is Brimstone. I thought it was…. Oh, never mind.”

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    Don’t make satan the butt of your joke.

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    zerotvus  about 2 years ago

    Doesn’t that just frost your flakes when that happens????

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    There will be heck to pay.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    wow, now he’s probably mad as he.ll…

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    As kids we played with the board all the time and had seances …but one time, after I was married, I got so spooked and scared, I gathered it up and threw it in the garbage….never again, I tell you, NEVER again!

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    What did you think would happen, playing with the candles, the pentagram, and the Ouija board? Wearing hooded robes, especially?

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Watch out for the attachments on that spam. Ain’t much use bathin’ a skunk.

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    Now that he’s there, you better offer him a drink or a sacrifice.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Could it be…..SATAN????

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    mwksix  about 2 years ago

    Doesn’t look orange enough to be Trump…

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    Lablubber   about 2 years ago

    And now he’ll make you a wedgie board.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    Say, while you’re here, can you put the cork back in the wine bottle?

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Early Christian Inquisition bible authors.

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    William Robbins Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No problem, i’ll just devour your souls now instead of waiting.

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