Came up through a crack (in the earth of course)
I have heard that if you use a Ouija board while watching old television situation comedies you can summon the ghost of Isabel Sanford.
Oh, no, wait. That’s a Weezie board.
That’s a devil-may-care attitude.
I thought I smelled something.
Wow! You sure don’t know what my game is.
“Devil’s in the details!
“Oh, that smell is Brimstone. I thought it was…. Oh, never mind.”
Don’t make satan the butt of your joke.
Doesn’t that just frost your flakes when that happens????
There will be heck to pay.
wow, now he’s probably mad as he.ll…
As kids we played with the board all the time and had seances …but one time, after I was married, I got so spooked and scared, I gathered it up and threw it in the garbage….never again, I tell you, NEVER again!
What did you think would happen, playing with the candles, the pentagram, and the Ouija board? Wearing hooded robes, especially?
Watch out for the attachments on that spam. Ain’t much use bathin’ a skunk.
Now that he’s there, you better offer him a drink or a sacrifice.
Could it be…..SATAN????
Doesn’t look orange enough to be Trump…
And now he’ll make you a wedgie board.
Say, while you’re here, can you put the cork back in the wine bottle?
Early Christian Inquisition bible authors.
No problem, i’ll just devour your souls now instead of waiting.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Came up through a crack (in the earth of course)
pearlsbs about 2 years ago
I have heard that if you use a Ouija board while watching old television situation comedies you can summon the ghost of Isabel Sanford.
Oh, no, wait. That’s a Weezie board.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s a devil-may-care attitude.
Zykoic about 2 years ago
I thought I smelled something.
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
Wow! You sure don’t know what my game is.
iggyman about 2 years ago
“Devil’s in the details!
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
“Oh, that smell is Brimstone. I thought it was…. Oh, never mind.”
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
Don’t make satan the butt of your joke.
zerotvus about 2 years ago
Doesn’t that just frost your flakes when that happens????
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
There will be heck to pay.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
wow, now he’s probably mad as he.ll…
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
As kids we played with the board all the time and had seances …but one time, after I was married, I got so spooked and scared, I gathered it up and threw it in the garbage….never again, I tell you, NEVER again!
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
What did you think would happen, playing with the candles, the pentagram, and the Ouija board? Wearing hooded robes, especially?
ChukLitl Premium Member about 2 years ago
Watch out for the attachments on that spam. Ain’t much use bathin’ a skunk.
uniquename about 2 years ago
Now that he’s there, you better offer him a drink or a sacrifice.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Could it be…..SATAN????
mwksix about 2 years ago
Doesn’t look orange enough to be Trump…
Lablubber about 2 years ago
And now he’ll make you a wedgie board.
Bilan about 2 years ago
Say, while you’re here, can you put the cork back in the wine bottle?
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Early Christian Inquisition bible authors.
William Robbins Premium Member about 2 years ago
No problem, i’ll just devour your souls now instead of waiting.