Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 01, 2022

To be specific, next to the dumpster behind the local McDonalds.

More likely, it will be in Horace’s backyard, or in his living room…

Let’s call the whole thing OFF.

broadway, tucson ;+)

For a production in Horace’s bathroom. One seat!

He (just) needs to look at (accentuate) the positive – he sold his play.

That’s just off all.

so, is it playing in Peoria….?

Geez Horace, where is it opening? Amundsen-Scott Research Station?

In other words, Horace, they shelved it for another century…

So off Broadway it’s in Boise, Idaho?

How far off again, Horace?

That’s so far off Broadway, are you such it’s even still on the same planet?

That’s so many offs typed up by Horse

It opens in Australia. :)

Only because the Moon doesn’t have a theater yet. :)

I once produced a radio play on stage. It was supposed to be a radio simulcast but the deal fell through a couple of days before the event. The venue was a bar with a theater room and they never took down the “live broadcast” sign. I had been promoting the show and most people expected to sit home and hear it on the radio. In the end, twenty people showed up. It was my last effort at theater.

Yeah but you sold it!

Must be somewhere around Venus.

So its being performed at an elementary school somewhere deep in the Midwest?

For those who are wondering, the definition of Broadway, off-Broadway, etc. is not based on location, but rather on seating capacity. IIRC, Broadway = 501+ seats, off-Broadway = 101-500, off-off-Broadway = 51-100, and off-off-off-Broadway = 50 or fewer.

It’s so far off Broadway it went all the way around the world and is back ON Broadway!

No wonder. He wrote it on that off brand Banana laptop

In other words, New Jersey.

It’s still banned in Boston

It wouldn’t be “Noises Off,” would it?

So we are talking grade school play “off”?

What kind of laptop is that? Crescent Moon Dreambook? ⭐

So, in Poughkeepsee?