Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 29, 2022

Live by the script, die by the script.

“Here comes the hurricane.” ~Calvin, as he’s about to take his mother-ordered fedora off at the dinner table after his Hobbes-given haircut

Miles invents automated corporate messaging

This is where it helps to have brothers and/or sisters to pass blame to.

Donna just wants him to admit that he stupidly shaved himself.

Will the hat stick to the wig which is stuck to the head?

Uh-oh!

I am surprised she caved. She said she would wait until he broke and told them what he had done.

I cannot wait for tomorrow.

Uh-oh! I think Mom’s done playing around!