Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 29, 2022

Taking a stab at it

And then, chain saws. After that … running chain saws.

Plastic. That is dangerous. Especially for animals that get stuck in it or eat it.

being the pedant i am, i have to wonder how difficult it would be to juggle plastic knives – they have hardly any weight

He could qualIfy as knife catcher in a knife throwing act. There’s usually a big turnover for that job.

Butter knives would be a good way to start.

Some people never looked danger in the face….but he’s about to find out….

The weight and center of gravity are vey different between plastic and metal knives.

That will be a cutting edge performance!

I juggle balloons. I’m not very quick. That way, either.

The knives he’s using are too light. BUT I do have a plastic chef’ knife that might cause some damage.