Here is this great feature of heated seats we have installed in your car as a premium feature. If you want to actually use them you need to pay a monthly service charge. Why are you complaining. Adding the seats only raised the price of the car by a grand, and having spent that much already how can you pass up the $99.99 bargain price that makes them work on demand….
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
Do not patronize the business
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
The real Armstrong is back, after his recent lapse.
rekam Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m with Mort in the last panel.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t forget the pitch forks and torches, Mort.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Gotta love Armstrong; he makes up his own fine print as he goes.
theincrediblebulk almost 2 years ago
Here is this great feature of heated seats we have installed in your car as a premium feature. If you want to actually use them you need to pay a monthly service charge. Why are you complaining. Adding the seats only raised the price of the car by a grand, and having spent that much already how can you pass up the $99.99 bargain price that makes them work on demand….
biz.gocomics almost 2 years ago
Very bad man…
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
And get my guns….
Robert Miller Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s taking lessons from the car companies…
Arghhgarrr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Rent-A-Cup
bakana almost 2 years ago
Just wait until Starbucks makes this a real policy.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Burn the place down!!!