Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for August 31, 2022

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You could try letting sleeping Sluggos lie.

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    wesleylscott1  over 2 years ago

    Sluggo replies with the following text message,

    " Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a d@mn."

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    dcdete.  over 2 years ago

    You have nothing to improve on? You could try to sleep without a red toy doggy bone perched on top of your head.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If nobody else notices, are you even a beautiful genius?

    (I kinda think OJ’s going to that particular well just a little too often).

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,

    When you’re perfect in every way."

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    except telling time

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    What Nancy didn’t know is that Sluggo has been compiling an ongoing list of improvements for Nancy that can be easily copied and pasted into a text message at any time. Time to pull that trigger.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Great, calling herself a genius. Real geniuses don’t do that or think that. But we know Nancy can be a scamp. Part of her charm.

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