Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 06, 2022

Living dangerously

And now we can wait to see if he’s lost Echo forever.

You’re a dead man Dribble

He always was a basket case.

Norm, Norm, Norm…tsk, tsk!

Big deal, just change it to the sad emoji. Of course, knowing how bright Norm is, that could take a decade or two.

I can’t tell them apart either Norman. They all look alike to me.

I’ve done that and I had it done to me. It’s best not to communicate in hieroglyphics, I find.

I’m not sure how Norm will handle this, but I bet I know what he won’t do: Immediately send another text apologizing and explaining that the first one was a typo. That’s a much too obvious solution and would prevent this story from lasting the rest of the week.

A friend calls them: Arcanes.

or talk to her, in person, maybe even write. show some comittment. any moron can text.

This is my biggest fear on Facebook when someone posts about an injury or death.

That’s why I never use emojis. Just too many round yellow faced ones.

The phone is smart, but Norman is not.

The worse kind of finger distortion.

OOPSY…

Only you Norman…. only you could be so dumb! [face palm]

“But don’t let my glad expression

Give you the wrong impression

Really I’m sad, oh I’m sadder than sad"