Monty by Jim Meddick for September 07, 2022

If that doesn’t work, start bending the spines of the books. She’ll talk.

NOOOO, Not That!!

Monty should arrange a flash mob to perform “Marian the Librarian”. Librarians hate the stereotype.

Check it out

Interesting. All the mum-ford wives are here.

Why not report the card as lost & get a new one?

Monty will be banned from the library in 3, 2, 1…

Monty is a gumshoe now?

Monty reminds me of the Library Cop on Seinfeld.

Did you know the library will keep a record of everything you’ve checked out?

Unless you ask them ‘’Not to keep a record’’ , as I have.

No sense in giving the Fascists more ammo to use against me.

And he can’t just say, “I seem to have mislaid my card. Could you tell me when I last used it and what book I checked out?”

Now he’s going to be in trouble for trying to bribe the librarian.

The 6 greatest bargains in America:

 1) sunshine

 2) fresh air

 3) clean water

 4) public libraries

 5) public schools

 6) US Postal Service

Go on. Take him out of circulation. :)

Give it up, “P.I.” Monty. She has integrity. You don’t….