Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 07, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Question should be, is Joanie going to HIT Woody?

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    jvo  about 2 years ago

    More likely Joanie will knee Woody :D

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Lessee—people of color are banned from that club, but they let that obnoxious jerk in??

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 2 years ago

    Class reunions: Most people have moved on except the jerks are still jerks.

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    zzeek  about 2 years ago

    The ’lady’s man’ sure has a unique come-on to hit on his victims. Bet he’s a very lonely guy.

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    kaffekup   about 2 years ago

    Woody isn’t his name, it’s a description of his head.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I think I might say something like, Wow. I remember you being a lot cooler. What happened?

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    chuckcork1  about 2 years ago

    My high schools 20th reunion was in 2008. I didn’t attend. I didn’t attend the 30th either. I plan on keeping my record going strong and avoiding all the rest.

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    gantech  about 2 years ago

    I named my guitar “Woody”!

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    jakarlsson  about 2 years ago

    I’ve been searching to find what it meant when some one called a woman a “Turbo”. Nothing. Then I re-read it. OH! Tubbo! <Head slap. DOH!>

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    For the uninitiated,when Joanie was in law school this was the guy she couldn’t stand.And she wasn’t alone.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Speaking of people we can’t stand…..

    Boris Johnson’s resignation speech in England—

    “I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function.I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere andsplashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific”.

    1.)Excuse me,but I hope he can’t swim.

    2.)To quote Groucho Marx—“The old gal is stewed to the eyebrows”

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    prrdh  about 2 years ago

    No, you’ve already struck out.

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    AlienHillbilly  about 2 years ago

    One can but guess how he got his nickname ….

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    John Leonard Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Woody was always the consummate jerk.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 2 years ago

    Not only did he peak in high school, but so did his hairline.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    I didn’t go to my class reunion because: a) it was never a union, and b) it had no class

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    Jelliqal  about 2 years ago

    … and I remember you with more hair. But you still have that horrible halitosis everytime you open your mouth, you really should have that looked at.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    I suppose he means she used to be attractive. I initially thought he said “turbot”, a kind of fish.

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    Back to Big Mike  about 2 years ago

    <> Let’s go somewhere quieter, Woody.

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    Plods with ...™  about 2 years ago

    Not anymore dummy

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    “You can, but how’s your threshold for pain?”

    ( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

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    jrankin1959  about 2 years ago

    Smooth, Woody…

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    Vlad Taltos  about 2 years ago

    Was negging a term in 1997?

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    Will_Scarlet  about 2 years ago

    Would you believe I remember you having hair?

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    Dragoncat  about 2 years ago

    Joanie… Please tell me you remembered to bring your wedding ring. I can’t imagine how much good it would do, but it wouldn’t hurt to have it.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Joan: “You’re not my Ice Cream Man, Woody!”

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