Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 06, 2022

Maybe Soccer is slow if you’re only watching the scoreboard, but if you pick any random moment of American football, it’s more likely than not you’ll just see the coach going over diagrams.

I have to agree with Bucky on this one.

Have I watched the wrong Soccer? I didn’t care for it BUT they are always running…monkeysky called it a slow sport? I’d die if I ran that much

I do really like Bucky’s hypothetical in the last panel.

Critics of soccer underappreciate the power of a well kicked ball to the groin.

“Low-emission, shoe-based, pregame grounds-keeping”: That pretty much sums it up. Pure genius.

Actually, that’s football; the REAL football, not the american way to get brain damage at young age.

The soccer I have seen is pretty fast moving, am I missing something?

Where is Mac to defend the game?

Bucky’s description sounds more like baseball.

I’d rather watch Soccer, than American Football. At least I actually understand the game.

Euro-weenie kicky ball.

it is a sport why would it make any sense?

That IS soccer, Bucky. That’s it.

I played rugby for a few years, a long time ago. I played the tight head prop position. It was like running as fast as you could from fight to fight.

Well, he’s not wrong!

For once I agree with Bucky, soccer is BORING. Fun to play, not watch.

That’s not the soccer I watch. Of course, I only watch World Cup, so not really a fan. :)

NIL says it all …!

Rob’s replies reveal the author’s obvious rugby-fan disdain for footie.

Soccer: a lot of running around, but very little scoring. Kinda like marriage.

Soccer. Every goal and game counts. If you understand the stakes no game of European football is boring.

Bucky nailed it!