Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2022

I suspect that the Fink will figure it out by himself.

“Shooting the messenger” being a favourite sport of the Fink……..

A very short life expectancy

Short Shorts?

with the king’s size what did they become now? fig leaf?

Enphisise how it will improve his posture and make him look taller.

Fink needs to keep a,stiff upper lip to get through this…

It’s not the starch. It’s saying the word “shorts” that will get you a visit with the spook.

is his reaction going to be that bad? no wonder it’s a suicide, point of no return mission.

Reminds me of the Army laundry service.

I’ll volunteer.

Hahahahahaha!

The volunteer list for a suicide mission is probably a pretty short list.