Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2022

  1. Snake on a hat 2003
    BigDaveGlass  about 2 years ago

    Helps to keep the system moving….

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    GAAAHAAAAAAHH

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  3. Freedom
    bookworm0812  about 2 years ago

    That hardly qualifies as dessert.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    If Newton was a knight. He would have been Sir Newton before Sir Isaac Newton was born.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Undoubtedly, Jubilee sells a lot of cherries and Alamode a lot of pie…

    ( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  about 2 years ago
    “See you in hell Sheldon…” The most frightful thing about that is the missing comma! – TBBT
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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 years ago

    Blanche: Daddy, Don’t you walk so fast!

    Waiter: Danke Schoen

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  8. Jolie album
    brklnbern  about 2 years ago

    Boy will Blanche be disappointed.

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    gammaguy  about 2 years ago

    Whether the ton is new (metric) or old (Imperial), that would be one big fig.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Communication can dictate how easily things can be figured out. (¬‿¬)

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    Mediatech  about 2 years ago

    I thought Newton used an apple.

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