Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 06, 2022

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    RAGs  about 2 years ago

    Depends on the size of his cone …

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    Ubintold  about 2 years ago

    I knew those glasses he wore were an impediment.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Uncontrolled snooping and blabbing — Alexa not Superman

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It wouldn’t have been fair though. He’s not Business Man.

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’ll have another scoop, thank you very much!

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    rossevrymn  about 2 years ago

    solid point

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    purepaul Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Clark Kent couldn’t help but interfere. Killed a lot of great headlines that would have earned awards. Super hero but lousy newsman.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Yes but it would’ve begged the question: “How did you know about that since it is 500 miles away?”

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    xSigoff Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Good point.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Clark was very generous and usually let Lois and Jimmy get the scoops. Also, as the alternate ego to Superman, it was in his best interest to maintain a low profile.

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    Ken in Ohio  about 2 years ago

    The origin story has gone through many retellings, but I remember one where Clark got his job on the Daily Planet by scooping Lois, Jimmy and everybody else with first “interview” with Superman. In that way, he was able to control what information was published about Superman.

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    BTO  about 2 years ago

    If Clark had written in-depth “scoops” about everything he possibly could have, the ole ’Secret Identity" would have been blown in about a week.

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    PaintTheDust  about 2 years ago

    Would have blown his cover. Gotta stay mild-mannered.

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    harvey812abc  about 2 years ago

    Wow – He had the same abilities as Superman!

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    comicalUser  about 2 years ago

    He’s gotta keep up appearances of the secret identity of being bumbling reporter.

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