Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 08, 2022

“Can you believe I have to put up with this!?”

how long had LSH been under that same shrub as LSD?

To complete the triangle, we need a brother who hides his horn in bushes and lets the rest of his body be seen.

Phoebe basically feeling “I just can’t even with you:-|.”.

This may be the most obnoxious week of Phoebe’s young life. And as we’ve seen that threshold is vast. On the bright side Mari dodged a bullet with LSH rejecting her and ending up with her sister instead didn’t she? Like… we can all agree she deserves better. She’s self obessed but has layers. I love LSH but this arc underlines via his brother he can be.. a lot. Apparently it’s genetic

if we get one more bush unicorn it’ll be impossible to tell them apart from a triceratops

How do they both fit in this tiny bush? Well… UNICORN!

Welcome to Storytime (Uni)Corner

The image of two disembodied unicorn horns talking to each other is hilarious to me for some reason.

Phoebe is thinking "Oh Brother!

I can agree with Phoebe, but is also do nice to see two brothers being so close.

… oh look, something more interesting.

It’s still not too late to walk away.

So how can you tell one horn from the other?

I think I’ve figured out LSD’s secret shame:

He’s not a unicorn. He’s a narwhal.

Phoebe, walk away.

Just go Phoebe and let the unicorns have their soap opera “As the Unicorn World Sparkles”.

I’m starting to think a certain artist is tired of drawing unicorns. It’s Phoebe and her Unicorn, which could mean any unicorn. An entire family of hiding unicorns would be a lot quicker to draw.

I think Phoebe is becoming quite … bushed.

Where’s a bushwhacker when you need one?

Unicorn family…

“secret devastating handsomeness” doesn’t sound very humble…

Whew! At least he wasn’t LSH’s weird alter ego. Weird brothers are fine.

wow, this actually made me laugh out loud! XD