Close to Home by John McPherson for September 08, 2022

Very little privacyleft…

TSA is gonna want to remove that so you’re not carrying any kindling

At least she still has an innie.

Looked at the Herman comic and got this McPherson one. Has John done a successful hack?

He thinks it’s just lint. She’s actually carrying some navel secrets.

At least it’s not in the clothes dryer.

Hmm voyeur seems to have gotten a bit mainstream I see

(((((((( GASP )))))))). You idiot!

Did he have to say it in front of god and everyone?

“Naah!… that’s not lint!

That’s just where I keep my golf ball.”

Yep, Bleeb. The 3 most important things for the purposes of your “observations” are location, location; location. And you, little alien dude, are in an outstanding location..

Better do a strip search, could be cocaine.

intrusive indeed

The machine also does cancer screenings, so there IS a bright side!

Don’t think lint would’ve shown up – maybe foil gum wrappers?

And a half roll of toilet paper hanging from your ………………………

It’s cotton. You figure it out.

Now with extra support flooring and wider space to fit all of you in…

Bleeb sez “SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!” :)

Bleeb can you confirm that TSA scan.

“It’s for the sweater I’m knitting.”

If it’s that big maybe it’s that sock she lost in the dryer.

Smile a little bigger as you’re saying it, sir.

Just how big is her navel, pray tell ?

One reason to get a private plane and one’s own airstrip.

I’m not rich, but I don’t begrudge rich folks getting private planes If it means avoiding gropy patdowns and X-Ray strip-searches.

The drugs are in the lint.