Close to Home by John McPherson for September 10, 2022

it takes a lotta balls to wear a shirt like that!

Ya can’t beat cotton.

I think somebody takes waaaay too many pills!

Don’t go out in the rain Lou

Hi, Bleeb. You are in the wrong place. Keep looking.

Now he’s a real softie….

Way to bypass the middle-man!

Cotton – the fabric of our lives.

That’s an expensive shirt, when you add up how many pill bottles it took.

Um, nope, just nope.

She’s a real Lou-ney Tune.

Don’t get too close to isopropyl alcohol!

Now when you can shake Lou, he won’t rattle and break..

One time in the washing machine will fix that gift!

What I want to know is…does he need a giant toothpick to take it off?

That’s a lot! I can smell the Benadryl off this guy

I’m guessing those are from ant-acids and aspirin and he is the one taking them.

Bleeb seems to be behaving himself, I think he may be waiting for the birthday cake.

I got my wife 200 lbs of steel wool. She’s knitting me a stove.

It was a prescription for boredom. :)

He’s gonna have dentists chasing him all over town!!!!!!! Hiya Bleeb! :)

“Now let me get a nice fire going in the fireplace.”

I have a friend who creates tableaus on shelves, using toys, statuary, nick-knack’s and figurines to create scenes, he uses cotton balls and wads from pill bottles for clouds and fog/mist.

Wow! Two cotton wad ball jokes in three days! At. least he spaced them apart with the Magic 8 Ball joke.

Now Lou said to the boll weevil……

The original “Puffy Shirt” (Seinfeld reference) Sorry, we went nearly a whole day without saying it.