Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 10, 2022

Ask Jim Toomey over at Sherman’s Lagoon. He has a master’s degree in environmental management.

Sheldon at his best

You’re either scum-sucking slime bags or the primitive common ancestor of all politicians. It’s hard to tell at these murky depths.

I have a feeling that they’re gonna ‘split’ soon.

Interesting pillow talk

“OK, we’re a couple of heretofore undiscovered, mucousy, gelatinous, exotic life forms existing in a deep, mysterious, unexplored region of ocean floor.”