Except in North Carolina where the doors have a sign under the gender symbol, “Birth Certificate required.”
My wife won’t let me go down to the State Capitol wearing a dress and using the men’s room. I think it’s because she doesn’t have pearls that go with my beard.
I finally confessed to my wife that I might have some urinary infection, as sometimes my urine had this real pungent smell… After she quit laughing, she said, “It’s the asparagus, you dummy!”
When I was young, we ate asparagus because my dad worked nights at a garage, and while he didn’t like it, mom did. Then when he started teaching and was at home at night, we stopped having it. Okra was the only other thing I remember he didn’t like. But he would eat anything else. But I don’t remember peeing green or stinking up the bathroom, but that was 60 years ago.
Vilyehm about 2 years ago
Leafy.
Greens.
Beets.
Tomatoes.
Quick Mart.
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Spare grass.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s kind of creepy peeing green, to see your stream the color of the leaves…
Darryl Heine about 2 years ago
What does asparagus have to do with restrooms?
khmo about 2 years ago
GOOD ONE!
Stocky One about 2 years ago
Looking for the restroom? Urine it!
dflak about 2 years ago
Except in North Carolina where the doors have a sign under the gender symbol, “Birth Certificate required.”
My wife won’t let me go down to the State Capitol wearing a dress and using the men’s room. I think it’s because she doesn’t have pearls that go with my beard.
dflak about 2 years ago
Or in the New Jersey State Capitol where rooms are named after counties.
Men, Women and in between Middlesex.
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
I finally confessed to my wife that I might have some urinary infection, as sometimes my urine had this real pungent smell… After she quit laughing, she said, “It’s the asparagus, you dummy!”
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’m glad now that I never cared for asparagus. I never knew this.
Bex Premium Member about 2 years ago
local produce store has a one person bathroom with a sign that says “Whatever, just wash your hands.”
Yakety Sax about 2 years ago
https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20200802/1596379425_xs6qgtsu9y.jpg
EmmettWayne about 2 years ago
When I was young, we ate asparagus because my dad worked nights at a garage, and while he didn’t like it, mom did. Then when he started teaching and was at home at night, we stopped having it. Okra was the only other thing I remember he didn’t like. But he would eat anything else. But I don’t remember peeing green or stinking up the bathroom, but that was 60 years ago.
flatempest about 2 years ago
A new gender?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago
Another stroke of genius hits @MarkParisi.
Nuliajuk about 2 years ago
Casting asperge-sions on people?
seesquare57 about 2 years ago
For sure everyone in a public restroom knows who had asparagus for lunch/dinner! LOL
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 years ago
Subtle.
spaced man spliff about 2 years ago
Asparagus: (Jan. 21 to Feb. 19)
Ripplin about 2 years ago
Hahaha, so true. Smelled so horrible last time I ate them I don’t think I want to ever again. :p
aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Makes more sense than the idiots