JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 12, 2022

“Of course, you’ll need to get your team to re-schedule a couple of games to accommodate our travel arrangements…”

Elope. If you don’t invite all your teammates, and all your family, and all your hospital co-workers, and all your university buds, and all your old friends/neighbors someone is going to be upset, “How come ‘X’ was invited and I wasn’t?!” You will also need to rent a stadium for the wedding. Elope and no one can think anyone else was treated better. Worked for my daughter… (Although I think I’d have liked to be there.)

Wondering how she found out what time the Chargers-Raiders game ended?

I eloped, Mom didn’t speak to me for a year :(

The marriage was a mistake, too. But that was a long time ago..

I will never get married and I’m gonna keep it that way.

Next month is 46 years for us, in May, it was 46 for our friends. And we’ve got more friends who’ve been married for anywhere b/t 42 to 52 years. BUT, we all agree, that it is not a necessity of life to get married, nor is it one to have children. As long as you’re contented w/your life & are able to enjoy friendships w/others, so you’re not isolated, it is YOUR BUSINESS, not anybody else’s.

She must be eating that melon. You know, cantaloupe.

The marriage will be televised.

They were married at the Philadelphia Zoo,with the gorilla colony as witness