The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 15, 2022

Ewe are going to be okay, if you can’t sleep, try counting yourself!

The wolf was a fugitive on the lamb.

If you think that was terrifying Junior, try “Silence of the Lambs”!

I was counting on you to help me get to sleep. Now what ?

“Hush, Lambert, go to sleep now. We’ll have a long talk in the meadow tomorrow. It’s about time you knew certain things. By the way, did you brush your canine teeth before you got into bed?”

(SPOILER: It was then that he learned of the Were-sheep flock curse!)

That was no dream. Your dad really is a wolf. That explains your big eyes.

I love the mama sheep’s glasses.

What did you think when Lambchop was put down and a hand emerged from her?

That baad daad dream made the lamb very saad.

Was he wearing Grandma’s clothes too?

Are you sure it wasn´t about Shaun getting shorn?

Wolves appear in all sheeps and sizes.

Alpha Whisperer.

Or, just maybe, he’s Tom Brady and revealed such in The Masked Singer.

Baah, humbug!

Shear terror.

Would somebody please check under the bed? :)

Think mutton of it, my little lamb chop. In a mint, the vindaloo the candle out so you can rest easy on a nice bed of rice.

if scott doesn’t feel sheepish about this one, he should…

I guess the kid doesn’t have a Serta Perfect Sleeper Mattress