Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 02, 2022

Be sure and peruse the “library books”.

Lock ’em all up. The whole dam family and their cronies.

It would’ve been the only business the Rump could’ve made money on, if he already hasn’t.

“Let’s do the languages on the upper left now, children:”

“First we have Russian: (No, Mr. Putin, you cannot steal from Mr. Zelenskyy’s bread basket!)”

“Then we have Persian: (No, Mr. Raisi, you cannot make a science lab in your basement!)”

“Then we have Chinese: (No, Mr. Jinping, you don’t get to posture and pretend to throw rocks at Ms. Ing-Wen!)”

“Then we have Korean: That’s it… you’re expelled! You’ve plagiarized Mr. Raisi! Your punishment is to watch all of the K-Dramas that your country was too poor to produce!”

Unlikely to have many comments on this cartoon from Trump Disciples.

They are not allowed to think about such things.

“Top quality! We carefully select only the very finest secrets, the ones that were too good to flush down the toilet.”

“WE ACCEPT CASH”: several lengthy chapters of Trump history summed up in two lines!

Not to mention missing intelligence agents that went missing after The Great Orange one conferred with his Russian pals. Fox expressed surprise that he had some in his desk. How else would he show samples to the bidders.

It’s is only reason for keeping such documents….imagine he wants to build a hotel in Saudi land. They say No. He approaches a high level Saudi official who we have on CIA payroll as an insider and says make this deal happen or I rat you out. The Saudi guy convinces his leadership to let him build. Same thing with Putin and many others. Human intel sources are the most valuable…..best leverage there is. Bomb secrets are one thing….human intel sources and our intel gathering techniques are far more important. He loves having leverage as a weapon…..that one photo with the classified docs was a box of pictures….no way he did not know they were in there. They were hidden in a box of pictures so he could claim that box as personal items keeping the classified stuff hidden.

Yes… but what about Hilary’s emails? [Laughtrack]

Executive Producer

Chippity Boogaloo

(Note: I would’ve used “Hunter’s laptop”, but sometimes you gotta stick to the classics)

hehehehe :( funny and sad at the same time

Oh yeah. That’s the good stuff. Keep the cartoons coming.

The Cyrillic letters near the upper right corner of the ad say “We speak Russian.” I assume the other lines say the equivalent about Arabic, Chinese, and Korean.

Crazy Donald’s Intel Emporium

“Let’s play… Wheel. Of. Fortune! Spin the wheel, Ivanka!”

[CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!]

“Oh, no! ‘FBI RAID!’ Game over…”

No reasonable offer refused! Void where prohibited by Commie socialist espionage laws and national security meanies.

But wait! There’s more! (Isn’t there always?)

CRAZY DONNIE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!!!!

“How do I do it? VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!”

Well done! A keeper.