Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 17, 2022

Apparently.

I’ve gotten those. I didn’t know that it was bad luck if there wasn’t one in there though. That explains some things though.

It means you have no future.

I never found a “fortune” in my fortune cookies… – maybe I should break them before throwing them in my yap…

Is looking for your fortune in a fortune cookie while not paying attention to where you’re walking unlucky? [That hole was designed and “installed” there for “capturing” cellphone users.]

Maybe the fortune cookie factory just ran out of ideas.

That’s as bad as a cell…

That happened to me a couple weeks ago.

This time it’s bad luck. Or better yet, poor observational skills. No need to blame a cookie.

Mel Brooks gives this strip two thumbs up.

Some people overthink things. The answer to her question is simply, “Neither, it’s just a cookie.”

I always need to watch where I walk. Stepping off an unexpected curb can lead to a nasty fall, my balance at 78 isn’t what it was.

These days you’re more likely to get a proverb in a so-called fortune cookie

No, but not looking where you’re going is

There should be more manholes for people who walk while looking at their phone