Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 05, 2022

UHHH !!

Time to sell the franchise? Become President E-marry-tus? Trouble brewing …

Life is complicated when you are at the top.

Many overwork themselves. I have worked my way out of it.

I have frequent staff meetings with Me, Myself, and I (and the cats). “We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.”

Always be kind to one’s self….stop beating yourself up

I was my own boss, but I kept sexually harasssing myself.

BLIND WOMAN: Know what the toughest thing about being blind is?

OTHER WOMAN: Knowing where the person you’re talking to is standing? Putting on makeup so’s you don’t look like Bozo? Not wearing your clothes inside out? Tee hee hee

BLIND WOMAN: Knowing exactly where to aim. BLAM BLAM BLAM!

this joke is a pure labor

Just take your Golden Parachute and move on.

Well give yourself more perks…and get new batteries…..Jeez does the man have solve all your problems.

One day each year to honor Labor. 364 to honor Capital. (More like worship.)

The boss just needs a good spanking.

At least she knew she had nobody to blame but herself.

How about: treat yourself to a spa day. Chances are good you’ll still be employed at the end of it.