Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 14, 2022

100 MPH is nothing in my 2009 Nissan GT-R. Let’s try 160, babe.

A lifelong passion

Adrenaline junkies mixed with sex addicts = no offspring.

Having a hard time getting my head into this: Divide and conquer? “The Amateurs discuss tactics: the Professionals discuss logistics.” (Napoleon Bonaparte, among others)

And I bet he goes from start to finish in under a 1/4 mile.

I didn’t realize that lover’s lane was on the freeway!

Judges just love that stuff !

A police escort!? Is that like a police prostitute!?

Maybe the police want in on the action.

Police? Looks more like an early version of the Batmobile…

Actually had the happen back years ago. Called in as a pursuit driver refusing to stop. I in my 1987 Mustang 5.0 joined in the chase. Another cop stated over the radio “This guy is making the strangest faces!” I got up along side when a woman’s head suddenly popped up between the man’s chest and the steering wheel. The faces on them were classic shock and the pursuit ended there and then. After a bit of explaining it was determined they were heading to Vegas for their honeymoon…….seen a few things.

I guess it’s better than a cop shining a flashlight in the window….oy

not sure what kind of sex they could be having when they are sitting farther apart than Baptists dancing.

Is it called ‘fast sex’ ?

please don’t try this at home

“Quick find a bumpy road, I’m almost there.”

COP: OH CRAP! I’M LOSING AND WE’RE RACING FOR “PINK SLIPS!!!” The Chief will have my azz if I lose another prowl car!

“ARRRRRRRR”? The cop must be going after a pirate.

1959 Dodge D-500 police car. Nice.https://www.pinterest.jp/pin/554646510331553608/

He’s a fuel-injected suicide machine! He is a rocker! He is a roller! He is the out-of-controller!

Pfft! Try that on a rally stage if you are brave enough

I once received oral pleasure in a 1971 El Camino at 50MPH, I didn’t enjoy it. Worried about crashing, driving is serious business.

Police car looks like a 1959 Dodge Coronet, any other opinions?

That is to make sure what is in, stays in!

100 mph. is that what’s called a “quickie”…?

The speed limit of sex is 69, at 70, you have to turn around and start over!