C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for September 14, 2022

It’s so big, Donna, it’s blocking the aisles.

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I think Donna just likes to know someone is looking at her butt…..she really doesn’t care if it’s getting bigger, just as long as someone is still looking.

“Mirror Mirror made of of glass, How would you rate my…”

Uhh, how big is “big,” Donna?

How do you know the girls that like you to look at their butts from the one’s that do’nt and not get in trouble?

Just tell her she has a PHAT @$$.

Her: “Do these pants make my butt look big?”

Me: “It ain’t the pants.”

I don’t remember anything that happened after that.

May my words be short and sweet for tomorrow I might have to eat them.

Every day she asks, but she refuses to pull down her pants.

I think that I shall never scan/A poem lovely as your can.