Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 03, 2022

… which occurred about the same time I started reading Frog Applause™.

Nothing seems so important that it commands attention. He needs to retrain his focus. Juggling sharp objects should do it.

She is one snap of my fingers on her chest. Downhill is a cruise on easy street.

Spanning a bridge to nowhere.

Your lot in life.

SPAM®, mmm…delicious.

So did society’s.

Which screen?

No one knows what will happen in the future, but I doubt seriously I’ll die in the basement of a Jamaican shaman in Moscow.

You can’t see me. ha ha!

I don’t think I had one to begin with.

I’m trying to figure out how that would work but tacos. Cats.

I have the attention span of … what’s that over there?

Same.

Do what I do … SNAP out of it with a bag of pork CRACKLEs and POP a brewskie …!

( rinds too … the xtra hot ones … and no rice )

Just a fly on the windscreen of life. Never even saw it coming. Now there’s a butt where the mouth used to be, and it won’t have the guts to do that again.

Admittedly, I have a piss-poor memory. It’s like a sieve. It only holds the chunky bits, but wasn’t butt a banned word a short time ago? Did it suddenly change?

Squirrel!

Outsourcing is risky! Going down hill, one always gains speed…..you wonder where your life has gone all those years and what did you really accomplish?

After my last BD, I’m in a race with time…..

Looking at this is a fly swatter view. Come straight down on the fly. It fools their sensory perception. Soursery

…that’s a good thing, right…

…like you’re doing above par work is good?…

…it’s ok…

…it’s been a long day reading comments…

…but it’s all downhill from here…

Don’t shake the planet’s sphere.

I have a condition known as SAST. Short Attention Span Theater.

When you’re on the grid, attention span can be but a bit. And then there’s that “downhill” thing, too. Pretty soon, you even forget that you’re on your computer and just daydream of farting bunnies, as if it were only yesterday. Yesterday ♫

So THAT’s what a person’s first day on the internet is called?!

now there’s an idea!

Bury me on the moon…

I will rejuvenate not refrigerate

Talk like a Pirate Day, international holiday…

15 days away, 9/19/ 2022

7 days away to 9/11/2022

…I’d find this funny…

… except that I sold my sense of humor for rent money…

Time for Da Blog: Because of so many high profile Russian businessmen biting the dust, the proletariat should start demanding a Clinton collusion investigation ….

( oops … there goes my attention span )

Day 2. Anyone else find this grid constricting?