Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 11, 2022

now Agnes, you better leave before gran’ma changes her mind

And so WELL too!!

Much of what is termed “poetry” are actually “limericks”.

The best writer of those was Ogden Nash.

if you’ve got a yen for canned salmon you should probably can it…

There once was a trailer park girl, Whose hair held one very limp curl, It hung over her nose, Which shadowed her toes… When her Longfellow shoes would unfurl.

(Sorry)

The world needs more humorous cookbooks. Or humorous anything, for that matter

One rarely hears “choke” used so beautifully in poetry or marriage.

She’s right about the awfulness of canned salmon.

Hey, that’s a good poem for a kid. Agnes is so clever. I don’t eat fish or seafood of any kind, and I don’t even want to look at it or, especially smell it, but I would think salmon to be outside of Grandma’s limited budget. So what could be in that can labeled as “salmon”?

She’s not wrong…

You can make veggies yummy with ease, you only need to cover them with cheese.